"Please Don't Talk To Me EMBROIDERED Statement Sweater

Effortless Embroidered Statement Sweaters for Women on the Go

Make a statement without saying a word.

Introducing our Simple Statement Sweaters Collection — cozy, minimal, and just a little bit bold. Designed for busy women in their late 20s to early 40s who need to run errands, do school drop-offs, or make a quick grocery run without sacrificing style or sanity.

Available in classic Ash Grey and Jet Black, these ultra-comfortable crewneck sweatshirts feature short, punchy phrases like:

• “nah”

• “please don’t talk to me”

• “go ask your dad”

…and more unapologetically real quotes you’ll actually want to wear.

Why You’ll Love Them:

• Super soft & breathable: Mid-weight cotton blend perfect for year-round layering

• True-to-size fit: Relaxed without being sloppy

• Low-effort, high-impact style: Pull it on, and you’re out the door in seconds

• Machine washable: Because life’s too short for dry cleaning

Perfect For:

• School drop-offs

• Grocery store runs

• Coffee pickups

• Casual days at home

• Avoiding small talk with strangers

Whether you’re feeling sassy, tired, introverted, or just need a minute — there’s a sweater for that.